by Pamela Butchart, Yikes Santa Claws Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download Yikes Santa Claws book, It was Christmas Eve and the dino-tots were tucked up in bed dreaming of Christmas magic . . . But where were the jolly jingle bells? The hearty “Ho! Ho! Ho!”? And who was this green scaly creature stomping through the snow? YIKES, It's Santa-CLAWS and he's causing chaos. Can ANYONE stop him and save the day? Find out in this crazy Christmas caper. Brilliantly read by Lenny Henry. Please note that audio is not supported by all devices, please consult your user manual for confirmation.
by Ed Carosia, Yikes Santa Claus Is In His Underpants Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download Yikes Santa Claus Is In His Underpants book, Yikes! Santa's in his underpants! It's almost time for Santa Claus to deliver presents, but he can't find his suit! Quickly detach and choose from among the 50 accessories and outfits provided. Total rock look, coat and red cap, or even the Easter Bunny . . . You choose, stick, take off, and start again to find the best outfit before Christmas!
by A. R. Rand, Yikes I Ate Santa Claus Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download Yikes I Ate Santa Claus book, Eloisa Mae known as Beam is at it again - this time cancelling Christmas. A humorous tale with a dotty Santa, reindeer with silly names and a third grader who can't keep her mouth shut!
by Gabriela Harding, Santa Claws Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download Santa Claws book, Will Christmas ever be the same again? Gabriela Harding’s debut children’s novel, Santa Claws, is set in the London suburbs and the wilderness of the High Arctic. It is a Christmas adventure narrated by Honey, who presents readers with festive terrors and an evil Santa. It’s Christmas Eve and Honey is home alone. Well, alone if she doesn’t count the boring company of her little brother, Teddy, and her grandmother, who is a little too fond of sherry. She doesn’t think Christmas can get any worse. But when Honey and Teddy are brutally kidnapped from their own home, this festive season soon becomes the worst Christmas ever... After waking up in a freezing land of horrors, they are forced into hard labour in a factory of nasty toys amidst evil dwarves and the evil Santa Claws. Honey and her brother fear for their lives in a world of child-eating dogs, murderous chefs and secret passages dripping with all things icky. Worse still, Santa Claws turns out to be a cannibal with a very special dish in mind for the New Year’s celebrations: his own brother, the real Santa Claus. Can Honey and Teddy save Santa from the cooking pot and free themselves from a life of whip-cracking dwarves and slave labour? Santa Claws is aimed at children between 11-14 who enjoy mystery and fantasy fiction with traces of dark humour.
by Bill Myers, Yikes Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download Yikes book, In an effort to find the last of the fuel ingredients for their time pod, 23rd-century goofballs Tuna and Herby transport themselves to Africa. Unfortunately, they also transport TJ Finkelstein and half of her 7th-grade science class, including TV star Hesper Breakahart and dreamy Chad Steel. In the jungle, the Time Stumblers’ usual mayhem jumps to a new level as Herby is adopted by a mother gorilla, Tuna is transformed into an ostrich chick, and the students are taken in by an African tribe. When Hesper tries to escape by leaping into a raging river, TJ finds that it’s time to begin showing the leadership qualities that Tuna and Herby claim she’ll have someday as a world leader. Thanks to her, everyone makes it home safely, and the Time Stumblers fuel up their time pod, leaving with laughter, tears . . . and one last zany surprise for TJ.
by Janet Giovanelli, The True Story Of Santa Claus Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download The True Story Of Santa Claus book, He's a symbol of hope and hapiness, of generosity and benevolence. Santa Clause is simply one of the most beloved legends ever embraced. The Story of Santa explores the history of Father Christmas. Who is he, really? Where did he come from? (His origins may surprise you!) Why does he fulfill our wishes? And what can we learn from him? He's become a ubiquitous figure during the Christmas season with his white beard, red suit, and prominent belly, but just how much do those celebrating the happy holiday really know about Santa Claus? Here is the whole story from the beginning—including the pre-Santas like Sinterklaas, Father Christmas, and of course, St. Nicholas. This beautifully illustrated book celebrates all things Santa ranging from the much-loved poem "The Night Before Christmas" to the songs, movies, images, and stories that are loved by both young and old. Along the way, it explores the favorite stories that have sprung up around him, including Santa’s elves, his workshop, Santa’s beloved reindeer and the legend of Mrs. Claus and the North Pole abode where she and her husband make their home. You'll even learn the secret to how Santa has time to visit every house around the world in just one night (a mathematician explains how it’s physically possible).
by Roman Fedosow, Santa Claus Are You F King Crazy Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download Santa Claus Are You F King Crazy book, From Fedosov Roman — author of the idea of the Blindspot TV series (Warner Bros. Television 2016) , director, screenwriter of TNT TV channels ("Battle of psychics" and "Forbidden Zone" programs) , theater actor of Mossovet Theatre, Sovremennik, Satyricon , head of the School-TV, graduate of RATI (GITIS),. This phrase about "Santa Claus" is absolutely authentic and historically reliable. She sounded at the very moment when the life of a novice artist literally hung in the balance. However, miraculously having gotten out of that scrape at the end of the “troubled 90s”, I realized the main thing about the artist’s profession is that it’s the most beautiful, most difficult, most dangerous, monstrously unfair and fantastically interesting path. And once having drunk this “actor’s cocktail”, you will no longer be able to live a normal human life. I hope that reading will bring you not only benefit, but also pleasure. Because the stage is an endless source of anecdotes and comedies, tragedies and farces, life experiences and stupid absurdities. I hope that this book will save someone time, insure someone from disappointment, and give someone wings!
by Steve Marshall, The Forced Entry Collection 1 6 Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download The Forced Entry Collection 1 6 book, Would you kill to stay out of prison? I planned for everything, everything but a homeless kid. Meet our narrator on the worst day of his life. What would you do? I had seen colleagues discarded like wrapping paper in the financial crisis as mega corp struggled to remain profitable. I could be next and I needed a Plan B. But my Plan B was on the other side of the law. 'Grow and Go' I called it. I was in the 19th month of my 36 month plan. I left life as a hard-working corporate project manager for a 3 year solo project. Then onto permanent vacation and the good life in the islands. After a rough start I was feeling confident. The kid was looking for a dry place to sleep, away from the rain, the cops, and away from predators. Jackson, Mississippi is a tough town. Been that way as long as anyone can remember. Some tests we're not supposed to fail. I wasn't ready to be tested. Enter the paranoid world of our narrator, where good and bad aren't clearly defined and trust is a mistake. NOW ALL SIX STORIES IN ONE EDITION Get FORCED ENTRY - Dying and Crying now before the cops show up.